WE STEAL
Your dog’s
Business
ABOUT Lawn Bandit
Cleanest heists in Rhode Island!
Your Dog drops the goods, we lift the loot. Sneak in, scoop up, scram out.
Think Ocean’s Eleven…
but for POOP.
Jonathan Monterecy
Owner & “Entremanuer”
We Keep Things Simple
How it WOrks
PICK A PLAN/Schedule that fits your yard
Simple Pricing, No Custom Quotes, No Surprises
STEP 1
WE CONFIRM SCHEDULE/TIME
We will do our best to accommodate your preferred days/times.
STEP 2
WE SNEAK IN
& SCOOP UP
Fast, Friendly, Simple, and Safe.
STEP 3
WE HAUL IT
ALL AWAY
No poop in your yard or trash can.
STEP 4
OUR PLANS
INCLUDED IN ALL PLANS:
All waste bagged & hauled away
Kid safe
Dog secured
Fences/Gates closed properly
Weather makeups included
Respectful of pets, yards, and property
Professional where it matters. Personality where it counts
Cancel Anytime
Quick Grab
WHAT YOU GET:
1 Weekly Visit (4 per month)
Weekly full-yard cleanup
BEST FOR:
Light-use yards
One or two dogs
Homes without constant foot traffic
People who want it handled, simply
ROUTINE SWEEP
WHAT YOU GET:
2 Weekly Visits (8 per month)
Everything in Quick Grab
No buildup, no smell
Fewer surprises underfoot
BEST FOR:
Busy households
Families with kids
Multiple dogs
Yards that actually get used
⭐ Most Popular
FUll Heist
WHAT YOU GET:
3 Weekly Visits (12 per month)
Everything in Routine Sweep
Near-daily cleanups
Yard stays ready at all times
Maximum cleanliness
Zero stress
BEST FOR:
Busy professionals
Multiple or large dogs
High-traffic yards
Active households
OUR Clients
From tiny troublemakers to absolute UNITS— all sizes, all breeds, all equally guilty.
They’re repeat offenders.
Same spots.
Every time.
No remorse.
Zero intention of changing their ways.
And honestly?
That’s why we love them! 🩵
Bandit of the Month: Bluey
